These special phrases are also applicable to anyone reading a PhD
dissertation or academic paper.
a.. "It has long been known" ... I didn't look up the original reference.
b.. "A definite trend is evident" ... These data are practically
meaningless.
c.. "While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the
questions" ... An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it
published.
d.. "Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study" ... The other
results didn't make any sense.
e.. "Typical results are shown" ... This is the prettiest graph.
f.. "These results will be in a subsequent report" ... I might get around
to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
g.. "In my experience" ... Once.
h.. "In case after case" ... Twice.
i.. "In a series of cases" ... Thrice.
j.. "It is believed that" ... I think.
k.. "It is generally believed that" ... A couple of others think so, too.
l.. "Correct within an order of magnitude" ... Wrong.
m.. "According to statistical analysis" ... Rumor has it.
n.. "A statistically-oriented projection of the significance of these
findings" ... A wild guess.
o.. "A careful analysis of obtainable data" ... Three pages of notes were
obliterated when I knocked over a glass iced tea.
p.. "It is clear that much additional work will be required before a
complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs" ... I don't understand it.
q.. "After additional study by my colleagues" ... They don't understand it
either.
r.. "Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to
Cindy Adams for valuable discussions" ... Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms.
Adams explained to me what it meant.
s.. "A highly significant area for exploratory study" ... A totally
useless topic selected by my committee.
t.. "It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in
this field" ... I quit.
